- Things I Done & Seen

"My First Motorcycle"

This is a story about my first motorcycle and almost my last one. I was 20 or 21 years old, when i got my first motorcycle, if i remember right. It was quite new to.

I brought it from a dealership. My father took his truck and went and got it for me. As of yet, i did not have my motorcycle license, so i could not drive it on the road.

So we got it home, and i took it off the truck. Then supper was readily, so we went and eat. Then my father moved the truck over in the other driveway, close to the house.

Now the motorcycle was sitting in the driveway, pointing toward the house. So i got on a motorcycle and started it up. Was running good, so i give it some gas, and guess what.

Well i hit the house hard, bounced off the house and hit the truck. Next thing i knew, i was laying on the ground, with blood running from my face. Well mon & dad, run out of the house to see if i was alive or dead.

I got up, went in the house and as luck would have it, i was okay. I had two black eyes, a broken nose and alot of minor cuts and bruises over me. But i was alive.

My motorcycle was in hard shape, laugh. But i was able to fix it.

But this wasn"t as bad as a friend of mine. He got a motorcycle, took it out in a 500 acres field, with one big tree in the middle of the field. And guess what? He hit that tree dead on. And yes , he is still alive and walking around.

This story was on my blog but i removed it from there and put it on here.

Wrote By R.W.Hill

July 14,2008

" Driving To Ontario By Way Of The USA"

This happen a few years back.

I decided to go to ontario, by car. i was going to London Ontario.

Now i had no map and all i knew was Ontario was that way. lol

So day 2 of my drive, i was driving along, when all of the sudden this police car,

come up behind me and put their light on.

So i pull over and roll my window down.

He came up and said good day and all that stuff.

Then he wanted to see all my papers and stuff, i show him.

So he said, where are you going to. I said i am on my way to London Ontario. he said, ok. so where are you now?

I said, in Quebec. he said are you sure. Well i said i think so.

He said, well you not in Quebec and for that matter, you are not in Canada.
I said i am so in canada. he said ok, well get out and take a look at my police car behind you.

So i got out and took the look at his police car.

My first words was, "oh s..., i am in trouble now."

He just laugh and said, no you not in trouble.

He said for me to follow him back to the border. so i did.

When i got to the border, i stop and thank him. and then me, him and the border guard, talk for a long while. lol

It was one of these back country border crossing. lol

Wrote by R.W.Hill

This story was put on another site by me, before i put it here.

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"THE ROOM"

This happen in London Ont., Canada, a few years back.

I was in London on bussiness, staying at a motel. And when i was not doing anything, i would go down to the lobby and talk to the woman behind the counter. So this one night i was talking to her and a man came in and wanted the room for the night. He had just got off the train. So he pay for his room and then a woman came in and wanted a room for the night.

The woman behind the counter said sorry none left. That woman said but i need a room. Now while the two woman was talking that man was looking that woman over. Then the woman behind the counter said, that man there got the last room we had. So that woman turn to that man and asked him if he would sell her his room. He said, no.

She then said, but i need it and must have a room for a night. He look at her and said, you can sleep in my room on the bed, if i can be on top. She then look at him and said, ok. And off to their room they went. On top of what, i wonder!!

I then look at the woman behind the counter and said something. She said, oh you see that stuff here all the time and laugh.

Wrote By R.W.Hill

"HOW TO GET A WOMAN"

This happy in London Ont., the few years back now.

Me and a couples of my buddy's went into London for to do some shopping..On the other side of the street, from where we was there was this man standing there. And whenever a nice looking woman would walk by, he would say something to her. then she would slap him on the face. A couples of woman even punch him .

So we stood there and watch for awhile. We could not for a life of us figure out why all these woman was slapping him. So then we decided to walk over to where he was and find out what was going on.

He laugh and said, he was in town for a week end on business. And he wanted a nice looking woman for a night. One of us said, well that one way of getting a woman. lol.

So then we went back over to the other side of the street and just watch to see if he got one. So after a long while and many slaps, he spoke to the woman and then down the road they went hand in hand. He turn and look back at us and give us a big wave. He was smiling from ear to ear. lol

Wrote By R.W.Hill